Shark in the jar
lilarouxart:

This discount is brutal.

lilarouxart:

This discount is brutal.

sasuge:

remember the time when sasuke twerked at the 2013 vmas

sasuge:

remember the time when sasuke twerked at the 2013 vmas

officialwhitegirls:

can’t risk it

officialwhitegirls:

can’t risk it

yeevil:

probably not that

nippletowns:

when someone suprises you with a picture and you actually look good

image

tupacabra:

pussylipgloss:

meryl streep

damn she really can play any role

tupacabra:

pussylipgloss:

meryl streep

damn she really can play any role

ineedmorelube:

trarnp:

ineedmorelube:

wakey wakey eggs and bakey

but I’m a vegan

wakey wakey vegetables

sexhaver:

goodbye forever

sexhaver:

goodbye forever

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

maravilhanaervilha:

OMG I CANT STOP LAUGHING

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

spookyscandal:

can i make it any more obvious?

buckoftheirish:

tumbledore-:

gohomemccall:

my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop

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he takes it to company meetings

I’ve been told he has received many compliments

Marry him.

did
did you read the post

puralize:

you don’t understand how hard it is to take a selfie when you’re ugly

mylifeasqueenb:

I laugh every time